Yay for cryptozoology. There have been some stories in the news lately about strange creatures, like this one from Webster, Massachusetts. Honestly, the video was pretty great, and because I’ve gotten wicked good at making out what the fuck is that thing that the Ring doorbell picked up at 3 am (it’s a coyote. It’s […]
Hey, I got my “e” key working again. Turns out I hit the keys really hard sometimes because I am an idiot with no muscle control and the “e” hinge got itself extra pushed down. As I fiddled with the damn thing, it imperceptibly (visually, anyway) popped up into alignment and has worked since. I […]
The new to me but a refurb laptop seems to have a sticky E key. And I am writing this here post mainly to see if doing an update and a reboot has fixed the issue. And it has not. My money is on there being some smootchz underneath the key that is fucking with […]
of fucks. There is a lot of stuff that is going around in my head but if I were to spill it all out here right now you’d wonder how I made it downstairs this morning. I kinda wonder that too. It’s like when I come down in the morning and realize that I turned […]
Until we moved, it had kind of been lost on me on how many horror films feature families moving into a new, presumably haunted as fuck house, and then get all these unexplained bumps and bruises and cuts and shit. Okay, right? For the first ten months I got deja vu every single time I […]
Know what sucks about getting older? Everyone around you dies. Know what sucks worse? Not getting to be old. It’s the inbetween stuff that doesn’t suck that you need to remember to hold on to, everyone. It’s easy to forget. We all do. All the time. Remember and clutch your loved ones figuratively and literally […]
But fuck it, let’s say stuff. Today I walked Bruce and we saw three deer. One let us get really close, like… “Deerfriend, you ought to be wearing a damn mask” close. That was kind of weird, but at least she wasn’t the one with antlers, so… (and I understand completely that she has teeth and […]
I don’t like going to the dentist. My dentist is fine, he’s actually adorable, and he has a pug, and I console myself with the idea that he’d rather be home with his pug as opposed to shoving fillings in my teeth as much as I’d rather be home with mine. But still, we find […]
Putting a title on a post is like the fucking lamest thing ever. I don’t know why it’s so hard. Even when I write things with a point, it isn’t as though it’s really easy or self evident what the headline should be. If I had to sum up and title, say, the press conference […]
Nothing like a big face full of pollen to make you rethink how cool those cherry blossoms are… Allergies have always been my hell to bear, because I am the sort of person who found out that Easter lilies make me violently, hit the floor ill when I walked into the library one spring day […]