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A Wee Ladle

Not a small one, a big one, full of dog wee. It’s tricky to get a urine sample from a girl pug. At least her backend works so that she’s off the ground when she wees, unlike our poor GWEN!!! Manlover, who had some quickly atrophying muscles in her posterior and she generally was on […]

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It Is What It Is, and Surprise! I Don’t Really Care, Do You?

Hey America, The orange pile of shit that we elected… (I guess. Sort of. I get it, he won, and don’t get me started on Hilary fucking it up, because yes, she most definitely fucked herself over last time around, so hey. She still would have at least been competent.) The orange pile of shit […]

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Sigh.

Ever have so much to say and it all is jostling around in your head to come out? Yeah? No, really, I usually do and then in an instant it flits away, usually right when I sit down to write. Today, though, I got nothing. Like, what the fuck can I say? There’s over 200,000 […]

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Is This Sedition?

Is it sedition if I say that Bill Barr is a sorry excuse for an Elton John impersonator but an even worse one for a human being and that I’d like to kick his smirking ass into a seventh grade science lab, where the kids can free the frogs before they go to the chloroform […]

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Caulk Up

Our bathroom in the new house pisses me off (because this is more home than it was, but it is still “the new house”). It’s funny because it didn’t to start with. I mean, I was salty because we had finally redone the bathroom at the old house a few years earlier and it¬†fucking ruled. […]

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Cat Wrangling

Yay for cryptozoology. There have been some stories in the news lately about strange creatures, like this one from Webster, Massachusetts. Honestly, the video was pretty great, and because I’ve gotten wicked good at making out what the fuck is that thing that the Ring doorbell picked up at 3 am (it’s a coyote. It’s […]

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Second Stupidest Reason for a Post Ever

Hey, I got my “e” key working again. Turns out I hit the keys really hard sometimes because I am an idiot with no muscle control and the “e” hinge got itself extra pushed down. As I fiddled with the damn thing, it imperceptibly (visually, anyway) popped up into alignment and has worked since. I […]

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What’s the Stupidest Idea for a Blog Post Ever?

The new to me but a refurb laptop seems to have a sticky E key. And I am writing this here post mainly to see if doing an update and a reboot has fixed the issue. And it has not. My money is on there being some smootchz underneath the key that is fucking with […]

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A Murder of Crows, A Grumble of Pugs, A Cluster

of fucks. There is a lot of stuff that is going around in my head but if I were to spill it all out here right now you’d wonder how I made it downstairs this morning. I kinda wonder that too.¬† It’s like when I come down in the morning and realize that I turned […]

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Horror Show

Until we moved, it had kind of been lost on me on how many horror films feature families moving into a new, presumably haunted as fuck house, and then get all these unexplained bumps and bruises and cuts and shit. Okay, right? For the first ten months I got deja vu every single time I […]