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Quick Note, World

Yesterday there was an attempted coup and a bunch of asshats stormed the Capitol and the fucking cops were apparently in on it and a few people died and I frankly don’t give a shit about them because they stormed the Capitol in order to overthrow election results. Not fraudulent election results. Actual fucking election results. There […]

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Exercising the Muscle Memory

I keep forgetting to do this, so I’m checking in to write something. I think, you know. I think a lot of shit, all day long, but then I need to think to sit and write it, or just to actually come here and do this when I am on the computer and not fuck […]

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At Ease?

I have a telehealth appointment with my pain doctor, and as per like, everyone, they do a depression screening. That’s cool, that’s a great thing to do and have normalized and shit, but one thing I think that they ask there and nobody else does is “Do you feel uneasy?” and I’m like… …what the […]

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So My Brain…

My brain has a hard time retaining certain things. I have decent long term memory, shitty short term, and then shit gets all jumbly. It makes reading and writing harder (and it’s something I was always good at, so it bothers me, but I still fucking do madly awesome on the verbal parts of the […]

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Calling It In

Pugs are fine. We kept having to get pee samples, but apparently the weight loss is because I thought there were about a hundred and fifty more calories per can of dog food than there actually is. I mean, I am glad they are healthy and also I can’t help but feel they bribed the […]

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A Wee Ladle

Not a small one, a big one, full of dog wee. It’s tricky to get a urine sample from a girl pug. At least her backend works so that she’s off the ground when she wees, unlike our poor GWEN!!! Manlover, who had some quickly atrophying muscles in her posterior and she generally was on […]

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It Is What It Is, and Surprise! I Don’t Really Care, Do You?

Hey America, The orange pile of shit that we elected… (I guess. Sort of. I get it, he won, and don’t get me started on Hilary fucking it up, because yes, she most definitely fucked herself over last time around, so hey. She still would have at least been competent.) The orange pile of shit […]

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Sigh.

Ever have so much to say and it all is jostling around in your head to come out? Yeah? No, really, I usually do and then in an instant it flits away, usually right when I sit down to write. Today, though, I got nothing. Like, what the fuck can I say? There’s over 200,000 […]

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Is This Sedition?

Is it sedition if I say that Bill Barr is a sorry excuse for an Elton John impersonator but an even worse one for a human being and that I’d like to kick his smirking ass into a seventh grade science lab, where the kids can free the frogs before they go to the chloroform […]

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Caulk Up

Our bathroom in the new house pisses me off (because this is more home than it was, but it is still “the new house”). It’s funny because it didn’t to start with. I mean, I was salty because we had finally redone the bathroom at the old house a few years earlier and it fucking ruled. […]