Dear America, In 2016, you elected a motherfucking piece of shit ass waste of a man. He is a criminal, and a bully, and actually a pretty shitty criminal and bully. But he is persistent, so generally speaking, people who realize he is not their screaming toddler just give the baby what he wants and […]
Category: Intentionally Paving the Road to Hell
Okay, and maybe that’s not healthy. And it’s not the elegant righteous anger… Scratch that. It’s righteous, motherfucker. It is righteous anger. It’s not the sort of elegant righteous anger that, say, James Baldwin had powering his writing. And I don’t know as he would call it elegant either. I’m sure he was just fucking bullshit. He had […]
I have a telehealth appointment with my pain doctor, and as per like, everyone, they do a depression screening. That’s cool, that’s a great thing to do and have normalized and shit, but one thing I think that they ask there and nobody else does is “Do you feel uneasy?” and I’m like… …what the […]
Goddammit, America, you… we… are a bunch of weird motherfuckers. I have to cast some serious fucking side eye and not forgive in any way, shape or form the 20% of the total population that still apparently supports that orange piece of shit… Especially the increased number of white broads that voted for him this […]
I suspect Biden will win this and there will be much pissing and moaning ultimately and tons of litigation because that’s all the fucking orange piece of shit ever does, but for the love of fucking Christ, a lot of you motherfuckers are just fucking fascists. No, I am not fucking sorry at all, if you […]
Go vote, America. I don’t like either guy much either, but one is a human being with flaws and the other is an evil sentient narcissistic nectarine who is hell bent on killing us all, and who at the very least doesn’t give a shit about you. I get you if it doesn’t feel like progress […]
The fucking piece of shit in the Ovaltine Orifice has apparently made every one in the White House sick, and seriously fucked with DC’s infection rate… like it went up 500% because of this fucking Supreme Court nominee party had weird ass people all slobbering all over each other and hugging and shit. (Is there […]
Hey America, The orange pile of shit that we elected… (I guess. Sort of. I get it, he won, and don’t get me started on Hilary fucking it up, because yes, she most definitely fucked herself over last time around, so hey. She still would have at least been competent.) The orange pile of shit […]
It’s never good to write when mad or feeling excessively emotional. Yes, sorry, your break up poetry sucks. Everything is political at this point. Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it, so always look on the bright side of life. (Thank you to Pythons passed and still with us, except for Terry […]
Is it sedition if I say that Bill Barr is a sorry excuse for an Elton John impersonator but an even worse one for a human being and that I’d like to kick his smirking ass into a seventh grade science lab, where the kids can free the frogs before they go to the chloroform […]