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It’s Neither Here Nor There

Not really, for me, America. I would have voted for a pair of old gym socks and a used condom over Trump and Pence, so I’m okay with Biden and Harris. I’m not thrilled, but I wasn’t about Hillary either. Still, y’know. I would have voted for old gym socks and a used condom then, […]

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I Grew Up in New Hampshire and This Post Officially Makes Me a Pinko

Dearest America, I’ve been poking around of various travel forums and it’s interesting. Actually, it’s always eye opening. I’m always taken aback when I hear about how litter free the United States is from people in Europe, and I’m always really taken aback when I hear about how litter free over and above that Boston […]

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I’m Not Mad, America

I am just disappointed. Nah, fuck that. I’m mad. I’m pissed as hell, and I… it really is less a question of whether the Asshat in Chief is going to do what he says… Is it a bullshit, completely unconstitutional thing that is going to fuck the country up, designed to kill black and brown […]

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Dear USointoelderAbuse,

Dear America, I am going to admit something really uncomfortable. In some ways, I really can relate to the Orange Guy in the Oval Office. I bet I would like the meatloaf at the White House. I’m unsteady on my feet. I make way less sense when I talk than when I write (I doubt […]

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Big Thoughts Dear America Intentionally Paving the Road to Hell

Dear America

I was led to believe there would be punch and pie. I’m not the only one. I was led to believe there would be punch and pie, and not just for those who showed up, because ultimately,¬†everyone would show up in the sense that they were able. I was led to believe that people had […]