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Why Is Everything So Stupid and Hard?

It shouldn’t be, but it is. So in case you fell into a coma and missed the past couple weeks(?) days(?) (who the fuck knows, and given the fact that hospitals are overfull with coronavirus patients in areas and shit, I don’t rule out that, hell, maybe you were)… the inauguration was lovely. A young […]

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Things I Learned From Watching the Second Impeachment

…and over the last ten days or so. A decent quarter of the country is absolutely fucking nuts, and more than that has been far too quiet about it. I learned that Louie Gohmert, Representative from somewhere in Texas (where I can only imagine Louie Gohmert lives all by himself because I can not believe […]

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There Goes the Grand Experiment

No, seriously. It’s like the Democrats think they have this magical power where they say “The president needs to be removed” and he’ll just go, but he doesn’t, because they don’t have that power. But whenever the fucking asshole orange man says “Oh, fake news, fraud, let’s fight this out in Washington on this random date” […]

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Quick Note, World

Yesterday there was an attempted coup and a bunch of asshats stormed the Capitol and the fucking cops were apparently in on it and a few people died and I frankly don’t give a shit about them because they stormed the Capitol in order to overthrow election results. Not fraudulent election results. Actual fucking election results. There […]

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Official Statement on the 45th Guy Being an Asshole to the State of Georgia and the Country at Large

Dear America, In 2016, you elected a motherfucking piece of shit ass waste of a man. He is a criminal, and a bully, and actually a pretty shitty criminal and bully. But he is persistent, so generally speaking, people who realize he is not their screaming toddler just give the baby what he wants and […]

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I Spend Lots of Time Really Mad

Okay, and maybe that’s not healthy. And it’s not the elegant righteous anger… Scratch that. It’s righteous, motherfucker. It is righteous anger. It’s not the sort of elegant righteous anger that, say, James Baldwin had powering his writing. And I don’t know as he would call it elegant either. I’m sure he was just fucking bullshit. He had […]

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So Yikes, America

On the one hand, I agree totally that wearing a mask sucks monkey balls. I have a big head, but my face is kinda small and positioned on it in such a way that my ears don’t hold masks and my eye glasses in place without one (or both) falling to the floor if I […]

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We Are Met Here on a Great Battlefield of That War

When I was in fifth (fourth?) grade we had to memorize the Gettysburg Address. Now I am forty seven years old and I can still recite most of it with very little prompting. I think it was the Hay version we learned. I mean, they’re all essentially the same, it’s just how fast a motherfucker […]

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So the Past Few Days…

Goddammit, America, you… we… are a bunch of weird motherfuckers. I have to cast some serious fucking side eye and not forgive in any way, shape or form the 20% of the total population that still apparently supports that orange piece of shit… Especially the increased number of white broads that voted for him this […]

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Oh Come ON

I suspect Biden will win this and there will be much pissing and moaning ultimately and tons of litigation because that’s all the fucking orange piece of shit ever does, but for the love of fucking Christ, a lot of you motherfuckers are just fucking fascists. No, I am not fucking sorry at all, if you […]