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Plan For the Fan

It was funny when we were buying the house because… well, nothing was funny because I really didn’t want to move, so I was a fucking ray of sunshine about it really. But it came to pass that I found two streets that seemed to rarely have houses go up for sale (these streets connect) […]

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What Did a Water Park Ever Do to Me? (Or… Stay Home, Dammit)

If you know me, you know that I am a tremendous fucking killjoy. No, really, I am. The good part of this is that during this pandemic, I am adjusting pretty easily to the fact that it is the accepted and smiled upon and morally correct thing to do to just keep your ass home. Home […]

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You Know What?

I am watching the shit happening at the bird feeder, and watching woodchucks run all over and realizing those fuckers climb trees, and jump, and swim, and are incredibly agile for looking like creatures an incredibly uncreative, uncoordinated child made out of clay and dryer lint. Plus, they can contract rabies (rarely seems to happen, […]

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Time Is Linear, History Is Cyclical

And we are all dumbasses. I’ve seen, more than a few times in the past two years or so, someone say, “If you ever wondered what the people in 1930s-era Berlin were thinking, now you know” or the variation of this: “If you ever wondered what you would have done then, it’s exactly what you […]

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Dream Catcher Writemare

I have, among other things, either as a cause or effect or a comorbidity, a stupid ass sleep disorder. I do not sleep right. If I am not taking stimulants and some kind of sleep med at night, every minute of every hour of every day is giant gray wave of not awake, not asleep, […]

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Keeping It Moving

Whenever I open my browser it shows me the recent links (so yeah, Chrome, I know) and I feel like if I keep the link to this up at the top, I will see that fucker every time I go on to do something else and feel guilt and keep updating. On the one hand, […]

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I Have Become My Nana

And I don’t care because both my grandmas were fucking awesome. I have been wandering around the house, vacuuming up the pug hair, because man oh man, pugs shed. One pug sheds. Two pugs shed… but three… the hair loss scales up a bit more than you’d think with each one. The eye boogers, though. Jesus. That’s […]

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Science

Science is magic. And magic is real. Depends on how creatively you look at the science being carried out. Childbirth… Science can explain why it happens, but so can the “Alien” movie franchise and there are shitloads of puppets and special effects. And it is creepy as fuck, but also, holy shit, a miracle. We […]

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Privilege

If you’re looking at the title of this post and think “Holy shit, that escalated quickly…” yeah, well, life comes at you fast. Heh heh heh. This is how my brain works now. I don’t know as it always did. Probably. I think I had more fucks to give about hiding the fact back in […]

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Goddamn PHP

So I guess I know what my ass pain was yesterday. Fuck technology. Also, lookit the widdle fuzzy antlers.