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Big Thoughts Dear America

Things I Learned From Watching the Second Impeachment

…and over the last ten days or so. A decent quarter of the country is absolutely fucking nuts, and more than that has been far too quiet about it. I learned that Louie Gohmert, Representative from somewhere in Texas (where I can only imagine Louie Gohmert lives all by himself because I can not believe […]

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Big Thoughts Dear America

There Goes the Grand Experiment

No, seriously. It’s like the Democrats think they have this magical power where they say “The president needs to be removed” and he’ll just go, but he doesn’t, because they don’t have that power. But whenever the fucking asshole orange man says “Oh, fake news, fraud, let’s fight this out in Washington on this random date” […]

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Dear America Little Thoughts

Quick Note, World

Yesterday there was an attempted coup and a bunch of asshats stormed the Capitol and the fucking cops were apparently in on it and a few people died and I frankly don’t give a shit about them because they stormed the Capitol in order to overthrow election results. Not fraudulent election results. Actual fucking election results. There […]

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Big Thoughts Dear America Intentionally Paving the Road to Hell

Official Statement on the 45th Guy Being an Asshole to the State of Georgia and the Country at Large

Dear America, In 2016, you elected a motherfucking piece of shit ass waste of a man. He is a criminal, and a bully, and actually a pretty shitty criminal and bully. But he is persistent, so generally speaking, people who realize he is not their screaming toddler just give the baby what he wants and […]