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We Are Met Here on a Great Battlefield of That War

When I was in fifth (fourth?) grade we had to memorize the Gettysburg Address. Now I am forty seven years old and I can still recite most of it with very little prompting. I think it was the Hay version we learned. I mean, they’re all essentially the same, it’s just how fast a motherfucker […]

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Intentionally Paving the Road to Hell Little Thoughts

At Ease?

I have a telehealth appointment with my pain doctor, and as per like, everyone, they do a depression screening. That’s cool, that’s a great thing to do and have normalized and shit, but one thing I think that they ask there and nobody else does is “Do you feel uneasy?” and I’m like… …what the […]

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So My Brain…

My brain has a hard time retaining certain things. I have decent long term memory, shitty short term, and then shit gets all jumbly. It makes reading and writing harder (and it’s something I was always good at, so it bothers me, but I still fucking do madly awesome on the verbal parts of the […]

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Dear America Intentionally Paving the Road to Hell

So the Past Few Days…

Goddammit, America, you… we… are a bunch of weird motherfuckers. I have to cast some serious fucking side eye and not forgive in any way, shape or form the 20% of the total population that still apparently supports that orange piece of shit… Especially the increased number of white broads that voted for him this […]

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Dear America Intentionally Paving the Road to Hell

Oh Come ON

I suspect Biden will win this and there will be much pissing and moaning ultimately and tons of litigation because that’s all the fucking orange piece of shit ever does, but for the love of fucking Christ, a lot of you motherfuckers are just fucking fascists. No, I am not fucking sorry at all, if you […]

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Dear America Intentionally Paving the Road to Hell

If You Haven’t, and Can, Do It

Go vote, America. I don’t like either guy much either, but one is a human being with flaws and the other is an evil sentient narcissistic nectarine who is hell bent on killing us all, and who at the very least doesn’t give a shit about you. I get you if it doesn’t feel like progress […]