Okay, I am. It isn’t so much I don’t have shit to say, it’s more my ass hurts. I understand that doesn’t make sense, but it isn’t untrue. Like, everything hurts and it doesn’t matter because I can’t get comfortable to sit to write anything. Or sit. Or lie down. It fucking blows. But I […]
It shouldn’t be, but it is. So in case you fell into a coma and missed the past couple weeks(?) days(?) (who the fuck knows, and given the fact that hospitals are overfull with coronavirus patients in areas and shit, I don’t rule out that, hell, maybe you were)… the inauguration was lovely. A young […]
…and over the last ten days or so. A decent quarter of the country is absolutely fucking nuts, and more than that has been far too quiet about it. I learned that Louie Gohmert, Representative from somewhere in Texas (where I can only imagine Louie Gohmert lives all by himself because I can not believe […]
No, seriously. It’s like the Democrats think they have this magical power where they say “The president needs to be removed” and he’ll just go, but he doesn’t, because they don’t have that power. But whenever the fucking asshole orange man says “Oh, fake news, fraud, let’s fight this out in Washington on this random date” […]
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Quick Note, World
Yesterday there was an attempted coup and a bunch of asshats stormed the Capitol and the fucking cops were apparently in on it and a few people died and I frankly don’t give a shit about them because they stormed the Capitol in order to overthrow election results. Not fraudulent election results. Actual fucking election results. There […]
Dear America, In 2016, you elected a motherfucking piece of shit ass waste of a man. He is a criminal, and a bully, and actually a pretty shitty criminal and bully. But he is persistent, so generally speaking, people who realize he is not their screaming toddler just give the baby what he wants and […]
Okay, and maybe that’s not healthy. And it’s not the elegant righteous anger… Scratch that. It’s righteous, motherfucker. It is righteous anger. It’s not the sort of elegant righteous anger that, say, James Baldwin had powering his writing. And I don’t know as he would call it elegant either. I’m sure he was just fucking bullshit. He had […]
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So Yikes, America
On the one hand, I agree totally that wearing a mask sucks monkey balls. I have a big head, but my face is kinda small and positioned on it in such a way that my ears don’t hold masks and my eye glasses in place without one (or both) falling to the floor if I […]
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Exercising the Muscle Memory
I keep forgetting to do this, so I’m checking in to write something. I think, you know. I think a lot of shit, all day long, but then I need to think to sit and write it, or just to actually come here and do this when I am on the computer and not fuck […]
When I was in fifth (fourth?) grade we had to memorize the Gettysburg Address. Now I am forty seven years old and I can still recite most of it with very little prompting. I think it was the Hay version we learned. I mean, they’re all essentially the same, it’s just how fast a motherfucker […]